We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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