My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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