Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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