Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
In America we eat man semen.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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