He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
vagina is talking i cant
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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