Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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