so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Randomize
