ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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