You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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