: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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