yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
soo... how was my night?
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