okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
zippers are such a cool invention
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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