That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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