he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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