Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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