Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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