Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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