So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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