We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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