No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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