Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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