Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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