I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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