I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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