I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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