i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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