CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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