Is it because I queefed?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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