Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
ugly people sure do ruin things
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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