i just wanna soil my oats bro
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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