so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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