"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
too bad you live with your parents still
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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