oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
