I wish life had little blips of pornography
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
My bed is full of blood and feathers
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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