so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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