Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Randomize
