Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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