I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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