Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
This house was built for laser tag.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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