all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
i think im in europe. pls send help
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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