Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize