Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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