my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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