what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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