He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
that is very illegal...i love you.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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