I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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