this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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