Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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