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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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