About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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