How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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