I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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