Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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