I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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