that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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