Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
If that was your dad, he is hot
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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