Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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