that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
