Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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