shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I don't think brook has ever known best
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Randomize