I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I have already put on my inside pants.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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