i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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