help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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