omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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